Oh David Archuleta! Totally shafted. Runner up in both star search and american idol. He's quickly becoming the Susan Lucci of reality talent shows. Just like Amanda! From Survivor. Oh it's been a disappointing season of reality television for me. Well except for the "full-figured" Whitney on ANTM. Oh well. And I did like me some Christi on DWTS. Terrific. Well all I can say is ARCHIE We Can Work It Out if you just Imagine all the Angels who voted for you. It's been a Long and Winding Road filled with Smokey Mountain Memorie. With You it wasn't just another opportunity to Shop Around. It was in fact Another Day in Paradise. David Archuleta You're the Voice that makes America want to stay In This Moment. When You Believe  that we will Stand By [You]  and  will Love [You] Tender we know that our friendship with last Longer than this stupid partially-rigged competition. And So It Goes that we will have to wait for your goodness to be released. Sweet Caroline. (I couldn't think of a clever way to work that one in.) Alright I'm off to stab myself in the ears because undoubtedly I'm going to be hearing snippets of flat/sharp David Slimy Cook on the radio eventually.