Badurp Around
Well I have had a great morning so far. I didn't watch "THE PROM FINALE...ALE..ALE" I actually spent most of my TV time watching Jericho. I'm to episode 18 of the first season. All I have to say about that is...I love STIMI. Majorly a Stimi shipper. I'm also a major JAKE-HEATHER shipper. Speaking of Heather where has she been? I'm serious. Okay so I stayed up way to late watching hours and HOURS of episodes of Jericho. That's why I missed the Kylexy Finale. But we have DVR/TIVO so I should be fine.
I only paused while DWTS was an hour in so i could just watch the dancing. Everyone knows Mario was the best dance. I obviously voted for the Güt. Oh how I loved him once. I might still if he weren't old enough to be my father. Eeek! But I can still think he was way cute in Cocoon. I think Penn or Teller is going home. Which one is the one that talks and is HUGE? Well that one I think is going home. He was a big badurp badurping around who pulled out some flowers at the end. If he doesn't get cut it really will be a magic trick. hahaha. I kind of hope he stays so i can make more lame jokes like that. The hot guy from DWTS was pretty good but he's latin so he sort of has an advantage in the Latin dances. And the footballa was way dreamy and did a pretty darn good job. Let's see who's left...OH Julienne's partner. Can I vote for her and Helio to win again? Stay tuned tonight for THE WOMEN.
Now let's see. New Amsterdam was my other break from Jericho. Oh man this show has everything. Law and Order. Psych. Ugly Betty because his partner must be Canada Ferrera or something. HOT GUY. Flashback sequences with olde timey costumes that always parallel the task at hand. Oh and some sweet ER action everyonce and a while. Dr Chick is so not his the one because she was far too easy of a conquest. I personally rooting for Canada. She's way funny. And she kicks trash. Last night we stopped a serial rapist/killer and also tackled religious murder. NICE! I hope next week we have a suicide bomber as the crime he must solve. And I hope we move on from Doctor not really the one. Maybe I'm his one?
But any way two terribly tramatizing things happened to me personally. ONE: I was just sitting on my couch, minding my business, watching Jericho when all of the sudden an explosion occured. Yes the light bulb exploded popped out of it's socket or whatever and projectile vomited itself like a rocket at the couch. Where there once was a light bulb was only smoke. And where there once was a harmless couch now was the ballistic evidence of the attempt on my life. Seriously it was terrifying. TWO: I almost t-boned some poor unsuspecting man on my way to work this morning. Not good. He like pulled over and made me talk to him. I felt like even a bigger badurp than Penn or Teller. Penn or Teller combined. Not good. So final thoughts: Is youtube the new minesweeper?
I only paused while DWTS was an hour in so i could just watch the dancing. Everyone knows Mario was the best dance. I obviously voted for the Güt. Oh how I loved him once. I might still if he weren't old enough to be my father. Eeek! But I can still think he was way cute in Cocoon. I think Penn or Teller is going home. Which one is the one that talks and is HUGE? Well that one I think is going home. He was a big badurp badurping around who pulled out some flowers at the end. If he doesn't get cut it really will be a magic trick. hahaha. I kind of hope he stays so i can make more lame jokes like that. The hot guy from DWTS was pretty good but he's latin so he sort of has an advantage in the Latin dances. And the footballa was way dreamy and did a pretty darn good job. Let's see who's left...OH Julienne's partner. Can I vote for her and Helio to win again? Stay tuned tonight for THE WOMEN.
Now let's see. New Amsterdam was my other break from Jericho. Oh man this show has everything. Law and Order. Psych. Ugly Betty because his partner must be Canada Ferrera or something. HOT GUY. Flashback sequences with olde timey costumes that always parallel the task at hand. Oh and some sweet ER action everyonce and a while. Dr Chick is so not his the one because she was far too easy of a conquest. I personally rooting for Canada. She's way funny. And she kicks trash. Last night we stopped a serial rapist/killer and also tackled religious murder. NICE! I hope next week we have a suicide bomber as the crime he must solve. And I hope we move on from Doctor not really the one. Maybe I'm his one?
But any way two terribly tramatizing things happened to me personally. ONE: I was just sitting on my couch, minding my business, watching Jericho when all of the sudden an explosion occured. Yes the light bulb exploded popped out of it's socket or whatever and projectile vomited itself like a rocket at the couch. Where there once was a light bulb was only smoke. And where there once was a harmless couch now was the ballistic evidence of the attempt on my life. Seriously it was terrifying. TWO: I almost t-boned some poor unsuspecting man on my way to work this morning. Not good. He like pulled over and made me talk to him. I felt like even a bigger badurp than Penn or Teller. Penn or Teller combined. Not good. So final thoughts: Is youtube the new minesweeper?
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