This is just to show my sister who runs parrfamilia.blogspot.com that my blogging capabilities are better.

Well here I am. It is 2:30 in the morning and here I am... Awake. Thinking oddly enough about buying myself a new phone. Who knows why.

In every woman's life there comes a time when she must realize that she is desperately seeking a male more than a friend. I have reached that point. Last night I had this dream where I was not the possesser of a repelant nature but was in fact attached. This is not an uncommon thing. I often dream that I am romantically involved with Mr Nameless face. However last night The Mr TBD and I were like in a fight. And we pretty much broke up. How pathetic and sad am I that my dream relationships have become dysfunctional. It was mas no bueno. And I suppose things could be worse. MUCH MUCH WORSE! But still. I've been pissed all morning. Because ________ was all breaking up with me. Not cool. I literally NEED not just want NEED to get a boyf or at the very least find some male to kiss me. 
In other news. 4-10s. I am pretty excited about that. And Batman. I am so going to get to see midnight showing madness until I harf from lack of sleep. But BATMAN! woot. It is the  best of the best.
But seriously if you know any rich single motivated young men who are handsome and kind and have a secret desire to date the girl from Hairspray....send them my way.

It has come to the attention of this writer that every day she gets to play a very exciting of hide and go seek with the cleaning lady who works in her cubicle. My garbage can is in a different and strange place every morning. It really is quite fun actually. I didn't really realize how large and diverse my cubicle was. And I can just picture the cleaning lady coming in at night and just plotting where she'll hide it next. Under the chair perhaps. Behind this filing cabinet. In a drawer? I tell you this can be no accident. There is real intent. And I LOOOOOOOOOOOVE it!
In other news i really want a taco or burrito yet am stuck with a turkey sandwich. Is there no justice in the world. Oh no it's worse than i thought. Ham. And I believe some sort of funky white cheese. It makes one SHUDDER!
But in good news...it IS so you think you can dance tonight. So it is going to be a good day any way.

Oh David Archuleta! Totally shafted. Runner up in both star search and american idol. He's quickly becoming the Susan Lucci of reality talent shows. Just like Amanda! From Survivor. Oh it's been a disappointing season of reality television for me. Well except for the "full-figured" Whitney on ANTM. Oh well. And I did like me some Christi on DWTS. Terrific. Well all I can say is ARCHIE We Can Work It Out if you just Imagine all the Angels who voted for you. It's been a Long and Winding Road filled with Smokey Mountain Memorie. With You it wasn't just another opportunity to Shop Around. It was in fact Another Day in Paradise. David Archuleta You're the Voice that makes America want to stay In This Moment. When You Believe  that we will Stand By [You]  and  will Love [You] Tender we know that our friendship with last Longer than this stupid partially-rigged competition. And So It Goes that we will have to wait for your goodness to be released. Sweet Caroline. (I couldn't think of a clever way to work that one in.) Alright I'm off to stab myself in the ears because undoubtedly I'm going to be hearing snippets of flat/sharp David Slimy Cook on the radio eventually.

This is a test of my blogging from my blackberry. Imagine how much blogging I could do with this sort of power. Muah ha ha. Internet beware!

EEEEEK!!!! I love Twilight Movie. No joke I dreamed the room where James is trying to kill Bella. The room that's in the movie. Dreamed it. This movie is officially the new love of my life. Sigh. Whimper. Sigh. DECEMBER COME SWIFTLY!

So I love Enchanted. And I love the Chipmunk. "It's gooooood" Oh my nothing is funnier. I want a pantomimist chipmunk NOW. So I had a dream last night that I adopted a little blond baby. Weird. And today for breakfast I made myself scrambled eggs and took them to go in a red plastic disposable cup. Nice. But seriously. In all good newsness I don't owe money in taxes. Wahoo. We thought I did. But then we redid it. And I don't. Yay. That's $80 bucks I just saved. Terrific. So here's some happiness that makes me happy. Enjoy. It's GOOOOOD!!! Plus dreamy James Marsden.

then I'd double my chocolate intake.
It's been an extremely long day. I have a cold. And I'm tired. And I have a cold. I weep for me. But here I am faithful-ish (sorry I missed) as ever.
I'm preparing to file my tax return today. I truly wish that I was going to get my taxes back. But whatever. I have decided that I am going to watch You Can't Take It With You every tax season. James Stewart is the coolest guy I've ever seen. I wish that he were around my age. Then we could be in love. Instead of just me being in love with him.
I'm extremely grateful for water today. Watching a tv show where they don't have food and water makes you really want to have food storage as well. Oh and a generator. And like an electric fence surrounding my food. And water. Lots of water. And I need to learn the Macgyver move to make ice. Oh and I need seed and fertilizer. Jericho is so going to turn me into some sort of survivalist. Hahaha. Yeah right. I'd be so dead within 15 minutes. But oh well. Alright I'm watching another episode and it's getting interesting so I'm going to leave.
Final Thoughts: I think I'd be able to shoot something for food but only if it had a beak and no fur. So a turkey.

Well I have had a great morning so far. I didn't watch "THE PROM FINALE...ALE..ALE" I actually spent most of my TV time watching Jericho. I'm to episode 18 of the first season. All I have to say about that is...I love STIMI. Majorly a Stimi shipper. I'm also a major JAKE-HEATHER shipper. Speaking of Heather where has she been? I'm serious. Okay so I stayed up way to late watching hours and HOURS of episodes of Jericho. That's why I missed the Kylexy Finale. But we have DVR/TIVO so I should be fine.
I only paused while DWTS was an hour in so i could just watch the dancing. Everyone knows Mario was the best dance. I obviously voted for the Güt. Oh how I loved him once. I might still if he weren't old enough to be my father. Eeek! But I can still think he was way cute in Cocoon. I think Penn or Teller is going home. Which one is the one that talks and is HUGE? Well that one I think is going home. He was a big badurp badurping around who pulled out some flowers at the end. If he doesn't get cut it really will be a magic trick. hahaha. I kind of hope he stays so i can make more lame jokes like that. The hot guy from DWTS was pretty good but he's latin so he sort of has an advantage in the Latin dances. And the footballa was way dreamy and did a pretty darn good job. Let's see who's left...OH Julienne's partner. Can I vote for her and Helio to win again? Stay tuned tonight for THE WOMEN.
Now let's see. New Amsterdam was my other break from Jericho. Oh man this show has everything. Law and Order. Psych. Ugly Betty because his partner must be Canada Ferrera or something. HOT GUY. Flashback sequences with olde timey costumes that always parallel the task at hand. Oh and some sweet ER action everyonce and a while. Dr Chick is so not his the one because she was far too easy of a conquest. I personally rooting for Canada. She's way funny. And she kicks trash. Last night we stopped a serial rapist/killer and also tackled religious murder. NICE! I hope next week we have a suicide bomber as the crime he must solve. And I hope we move on from Doctor not really the one. Maybe I'm his one?
But any way two terribly tramatizing things happened to me personally. ONE: I was just sitting on my couch, minding my business, watching Jericho when all of the sudden an explosion occured. Yes the light bulb exploded popped out of it's socket or whatever and projectile vomited itself like a rocket at the couch. Where there once was a light bulb was only smoke. And where there once was a harmless couch now was the ballistic evidence of the attempt on my life. Seriously it was terrifying. TWO: I almost t-boned some poor unsuspecting man on my way to work this morning. Not good. He like pulled over and made me talk to him. I felt like even a bigger badurp than Penn or Teller. Penn or Teller combined. Not good. So final thoughts: Is youtube the new minesweeper?